The Deal2005

Jared Tolson:
Have you tried to fill your car lately? How 'bout the effects of the oil shortage on our floundering economy?

Tom Hanson:
Don't give me that horseshit! There's plenty of untapped resources right here in the U.S.!

Jared Tolson:
And environmentalists chaining themselves to fences to protect their precious ecosystems? There are no easy choices!

Tom Hanson:
So then your choice is to get in bed with the Russian mafia to buy oil from the C.A.S., who then use that money to wage war against us! They launder our oil, we launder their money - is that about how it works?

Jared Tolson:
If we didn't buy that oil, the French or the Chinese will be more than happy to take it off their hands - and then sell us back a meager portion of it at even higher prices! Welcome to the real world!

Tom Hanson:
F*** you! [walks off]

Jared Tolson:
And f*** you, too!