The Dictator2012

[Aladeen and Nadal are at Gotham Helicopter Tours, preparing to board the helicopter]

Nadal:
Here's the plan: We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights.

General Aladeen:
[Wearing an American flag jogging suit and a sheriff's badge] Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy.

Nadal:
Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions.

General Aladeen:
Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.

Nadal:
Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!

General Aladeen:
My performance in 'Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom' was outstanding.

Nadal:
I gave it thumbs down.

General Aladeen:
Have you seen 'You've Got Mail Bomb'?

Nadal:
Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me, okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

General Aladeen:
All right. Can you get me a cloak?

Nadal:
Why?

General Aladeen:
Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.

Nadal:
No. Your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge.

General Aladeen:
I need the sheriff's badge.

Nadal:
For what? You're the sheriff of American douche-town!

General Aladeen:
That's rude.

Nadal:
Listen: We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous.

General Aladeen:
Okay, no problem.

Nadal:
This has to work.

General Aladeen:
Don't worry, just relax.