[Aladeen and Nadal are at Gotham Helicopter Tours, preparing to board the helicopter]Nadal: Here's the plan: We're going to take this helicopter tour and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses. Remember, we're just two ordinary American tourists looking at the sights.General Aladeen: [Wearing an American flag jogging suit and a sheriff's badge] Don't worry, nobody gonna suspect anything. It's a great plan, pointy.Nadal: Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions.General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win four Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!General Aladeen: My performance in 'Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom' was outstanding.Nadal: I gave it thumbs down.General Aladeen: Have you seen 'You've Got Mail Bomb'?Nadal: Yes, I've seen them all! They're all terrible movies! Listen to me, okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.General Aladeen: All right. Can you get me a cloak?Nadal: Why?General Aladeen: Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.Nadal: No. Your guy wears an American flag sweatsuit and a sheriff's badge.General Aladeen: I need the sheriff's badge.Nadal: For what? You're the sheriff of American douche-town!General Aladeen: That's rude.Nadal: Listen: We're going to walk over there, act very inconspicuous.General Aladeen: Okay, no problem.Nadal: This has to work.General Aladeen: Don't worry, just relax.
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