The Double2013

James:
You can't be doing anything gay. No ice-cream cones.

Simon:
I like ice cream.

James:
Of course. It's delicious. Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone is gay unless you're with a woman at the time.

Simon:
Anything else?

James:
No riding on a motorcycle with another man. Exceptions are drive-by shootings, bomb throwings and purse snatchings. Anything else is gay.

Simon:
You seem to know a lot about this.

James:
Defense wins championships.