The Dream Actor2007

Owen:
I gotta do something about this. Those guys over there are pissing me off.

Sid:
Now you're talking! What are you going to say when she comes back?

Owen:
I have no idea.

Sid:
Well you gotta hit 'em with what you're good at. I'd say you should just go over there and cold-cock 'em.

Owen:
Cold-cock 'em? I'm not a gay.

Sid:
You are a gay.

Owen:
What does that even mean?

Sid:
Punch their lights out!

Owen:
You know I'm a lover not a fighter.

Sid:
Oh, OK Owen, just go over there and love them then. Love the sh*t out of them you f***ing idiot.

Owen:
Why is everything an extreme to you? It's either shoot them in the face with a bazooka or open-mouth kiss them.

Sid:
I wasn't serious about loving the sh*t out of them! Go do something now!