The Dust Factory2004

Ryan Flynn:
Have you been to the factory?

Grandpa Randolph:
Sure. Joined the crowd once. Didn't jump of course.

Ryan Flynn:
Yeah, I'm definitely not big on jumping. And I don't like that dust.

Grandpa Randolph:
Can't blame you.

Ryan Flynn:
Falling all that way? How do you know if you're ready?

Grandpa Randolph:
I'm certainly no expert. I suppose it's different for everyone. Some folks probably dawdle around here quite a while trying to figure that out. Melanie for instance, she seems a bit of a dawdler.

Ryan Flynn:
I don't mind dawdling if it means not having to jump. Hitting that floor looked awful painful.

Grandpa Randolph:
Oh, you're afraid of a little pain? That's an overrated phobia.

Ryan Flynn:
So what's it like? You know, dying?

Grandpa Randolph:
[shrugs] I don't know.

Ryan Flynn:
Well, you must. You're practically dead.

Grandpa Randolph:
[sarcastically] Oh. Thank you. Thank you very very much.

Ryan Flynn:
Well, it's gotta hurt.

Grandpa Randolph:
Hurt? Life hurts, boy.