The Eye Creatures1965

[two Army men peep in on a couple necking in car using an infrared scanner]

Culver:
Oh, I truly admire science.

Lt. Robertson:
All right, Sergeant, what's up?

Sergeant:
Nothing sir. Just testing the infrared equipment.

Lt. Robertson:
That means you were playing peeping tom again, right?

Culver:
Right, sir.

Lt. Robertson:
Culver, how many times have you been busted for pulling shenanigans just like that?

Culver:
You mean this year, sir?

Lt. Robertson:
Altogether!

Culver:
Three times, sir.

Lt. Robertson:
We're here for a reason. A reason important to the national security and [shouts] don't ever forget it!

Culver:
No, sir.

Sergeant:
No, sir.

Lt. Robertson:
We're here to watch the skies and not the skylines.

Culver:
Right, sir!

Sergeant:
Are you ever so right, sir!

Lt. Robertson:
Bad things are going on up there, right?

Culver:
Uh, right.

Sergeant:
Right. What kind of things, sir?

Lt. Robertson:
Never you mind. You're here to watch the sky and not the skyline. RIGHT?

Culver:
Oh, boy, are you ever right, sir!

Sergeant:
Right, sir!

Lt. Robertson:
Now that that's established, let's take a look and see how the infrared scanner is working.

[the Lieutenant takes a seat and joins in on the peeping]