The Family2013/I

Fred Blake:
Can't you just sit down and relax and enjoy it? In our long friendship, this is our first ever guys' night out.

Robert Stansfield:
[scoffing] Friendship?

Fred Blake:
Yeah. I mean, you're probably the guy I hate the most in this whole f***in' world, but we've known each other what, nine, ten years already? My freedom is based on the deep respect that I have for you.

Robert Stansfield:
Explain how that works. How can we have a friendship when you hate me?

Fred Blake:
It works just fine. Look at my best friends, I killed them all.

Robert Stansfield:
[speechless]

Fred Blake:
Just kidding.