The Four-Faced Liar2010

Bridget:
I can be both. I-I mean I can be. I can be the unreliable douche-schnozzle who grabs her ass in public and wears work boots, but I can be also be the one who holds doors for her, and tucks her in at night, and-and buys her f***ing gerber daisies for no goddamn reason!

Chloe:
I know you can.

Bridget:
I'm gonna go kick his ass right now.

Chloe:
N-n-n-no, no, no, no. Come on Bridge.

Bridget:
I'm done with this!

Chloe:
Don't say that.

Bridget:
I just did. Did she go home with him?

Chloe:
I don't know.

Bridget:
F***!

Chloe:
I don't think so.

Bridget:
You f***ing straight girls! You're all just a bunch of closet cases. Maybe we should all just date guys! Maybe I should I have a f***ing boyfriend! My heart, is like on the floor right now. I wish a car would just come and hit me!

Chloe:
You want me to hail a cab?

Bridget:
No, I'm talkin' bus.