The Gamers2002

The Gamemaster:
There's only one patron at the bar, and he doesn't notice you.

Nimble the Thief:
I pick his pocket.

The Gamemaster:
Roll it.

Nimble the Thief:
Ha ha! Got it. Does he have any, uh, weapons or anything?

The Gamemaster:
Yeah, he's got a knife.

Nimble the Thief:
I take that too.

The Gamemaster:
Ok. Roll it.

Nimble the Thief:
Ha ha! Cool! I'm kicking ass! I want to steal his pants.

The Gamemaster:
You're not serious?

Nimble the Thief:
I am serious.

The Gamemaster:
Why do you want his pants?

Nimble the Thief:
I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.

The Gamemaster:
Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty. [Dice rolls] I don't believe it. [pause] Are you quite finished?