The Gamers: Dorkness Rising2008

Lodge:
I am never gonna finish this frecking module!

Mark:
Party die again?

Lodge:
They don't try anything new and then they blame *me* when they die. Ungrateful munchkins. I'm really kinda pissed off.

Mark:
This has nothing to do with your writer's block.

Lodge:
I do not have writer's block! I know exactly how the story ends. I just... don't know how to get there.

Mark:
Obviously neither do your players.

Lodge:
How am I supposed to write a module based on an adventure if we *never* finish the adventure?

Mark:
Just run 'em through it until they win... or your head explodes.

Lodge:
[sigh] We're gonna start all over again once we have a few more players.

[pause]

Lodge:
Mark! Why don't you join? You used to game all the time in college.

Mark:
I haven't gamed since... the Incident.

Lodge:
[confused] Total party wipeout?

Mark:
Like you can't even imagine.

Lodge:
[Cass walks up] Hey, Cass.

Cass:
Lodge. Mark! Haven't seen you in a long time. It's like I forget you even exist.

Mark:
Yeah, I get that a lot.