Better Off Dead1985

Lane Myer:
Johnny...

Johnny:
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.

Lane Myer:
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny:
Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane Myer:
Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...

Johnny:
Two dollars... cash.

Lane Myer:
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.