The Big Lebowski1998

The Dude:
Walter … what am I going to tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
I told that f*** down at the league office … who's in charge of scheduling?

The Dude:
Walter …

Donny:
Burkhalter.

Walter Sobchak:
I told that kraut a f***ing thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

The Dude:
Walter …

Donny:
They already posted it.

Walter Sobchak:
Well they can f***ing unpost it!

The Dude:
Who gives a sh*t! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.

Donny:
How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
I'm Shomer Shabbos.

Donny:
What's that?

The Dude:
Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f***ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t don't f***ing roll!

Donny:
Sheesh.

Walter Sobchak:
Shomer Shabbos!

The Dude:
Walter, how am I going to …

Walter Sobchak:
Shomer f***ing Shabbos.

The Dude:
Oh f*** it. I'm out of here.

Walter Sobchak:
Come on, Dude … [rolls his eyes at Donny] F***ing baby …

[Donny nods]