The Great Muppet Caper1981

Lady Holiday:
Carla, the neckline on that gown is too high, don't you think?

Carla:
I rather like the effect.

Lady Holiday:
You like looking like an ostrich?

Carla:
[miffed] Of course not, Lady Holiday.

Lady Holiday:
And Marla. Too many frills and furbelows, I don't think we should strive for the fan-tailed pigeon look, do you? And you, Darla, that outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose, like the folds on a turkey's neck. Why would I design such atrocious looking clothes? [sitting down with a heavy sigh] I *must* be getting senile. [she presses a button on her desk]

Voice over intercom:
Yes, Lady Holiday?

Lady Holiday:
We have to make drastic changes in the new line before the show tomorrow, all my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals.

Miss Piggy:
Ahem!

Lady Holiday:
Good heavens, who are you?

Miss Piggy:
My name is Miss Piggy, and I would like to be a high-fashion model!

Lady Holiday:
Doesn't surprise me. Seems to be the way we're headed.