The Great Muppet Caper1981

Miss Piggy:
Well, as you can see from this small sampling, modeling is my life. It is my destiny, I shall accept nothing less.

Lady Holiday:
I can offer you a job as a receptionist.

Miss Piggy:
[jumping up and down and shouting] AAAAAAAHHHHH! I'll take it! I'll take it! Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, you won't be sorry, I promise. I can type, I can take shorthand, I can make coffee, I can do it all!

Lady Holiday:
Sit.

[Miss Piggy immediately sits down and calms herself]

Miss Piggy:
I can sit. I'm very good at sitting.