The Half Life of Timofey Berezin2006

Shiv:
You know who wore hat like this?

Andrei:
No.

Shiv:
Jesse James.

Andrei:
Jesse James! [mimicking pistols with hands]

Shiv:
Jesse James. He wore hat just like this. He only stole from rich people, so he really wasn't a thief. He'd go into a rough place like Chicago or Brooklyn and do business.

Andrei:
Like you?

Shiv:
[nodding] The CIA chased him for years. Whenever Jesse Jackson needed a car he stole one.

Andrei:
Jesse James?

Shiv:
What did I say?

Andrei:
Reggie Jackson.

Shiv:
Jesse Jackson! He could've been the president of the United States but they don't respect the black man so he went underground.

Andrei:
Was he who did sports like Michael Jordan?

Shiv:
Michael Jackson! Michael, Reggie, Jesse... and two other brothers: the Jackson Five. The most powerful family in America. Hey, what bill is Andrew Jackson on?

Andrei:
Twenty!

Shiv:
Twenty! Hey. Respect the Jacksons.