The Hangover Part III2013

Sid:
[Sid throws down the phone] That was the Mayor, Alan.

Alan:
It was an accident. You said you love me no matter what I did.

Sid:
I know and I do. You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?

Alan:
I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.

Sid:
In what way?

Alan:
They're majestic. Pensive and tall.

Sid:
Pensive?

Alan:
Yeah!

Sid:
Where did you learn that word?

Alan:
Rhymes with friends.

Sid:
What friends Alan?

Alan:
You can say it on random.

Sid:
Alan aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this!

Alan:
Oh please! We're rich!

Sid:
We're not anything Alan! I am well off! You are my 40 year old son...

Alan:
42!

Sid:
...42 year old son who still lives at home! You either go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off!

Alan:
You're bluffing. When 's dinner?

Sid:
You're mother and I can't take it anymore!