The Hard Word2002

[while discussing about a prisoner's interest in a book called 'Portnoy's Complaint']

Dean:
What's he complaining about?

Dale Twentyman:
Oh, his mother, women, not enough sex. You know, the usual.

Dean:
Any good?

Dale Twentyman:
Well that would depend on whether you've spoofed all over the toothbrushes with your mother trying to bash down the bathroom door. 'Wanker's Bible', it's pretty funny.

Dean:
I'll have a go after Millenhall.