The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey2012

Bilbo Baggins:
[feeling the One Ring in his pocket; to himself] What... have I got... in my pocket?

[Gollum; who is crouching on a stalagmite, holding a rock he is meaning to throw at Bilbo, scowls, thinking Bilbo's question as a riddle]

Gollum:
That's not fair... That's not fair! It's against the *rules*!

[In a hissy fit, Gollum throws the rock down. Bilbo looks on in amazement]

Gollum:
[pouting] Ask us another one!

Bilbo Baggins:
[points his sword at Gollum] No, no. You said, "ask me a question." Well, *That* is MY question. "What Have I Got In My Pocket?"

[Gollum growls in reluctance as he jumps down from his stalagmite perch and crouches on the floor beside his hideout]

Gollum:
[holding up only two fingers] It must give us three guesses, precious! It must give us *Three*!

Bilbo Baggins:
Three guesses, very well. Guess away!

Gollum:
[holds up his hands] Handses!

Bilbo Baggins:
[shows Gollum that his left hand is out of the pocket] Wrong. Try again.

[Gollum groans in frustration]

Gollum:
[rummaging through his belongings in his hole; to himself] I've got Fishses bones, Goblinses bones, Bat's wings, food...

[He growls; thinking hard; he slaps his hands down repeatedly when... ]

Gollum:
[shouts] *KNIFE*! Oh, Shut up!

Bilbo Baggins:
Wrong again. Last guess.

Gollum:
String... or Nothing!

Bilbo Baggins:
Two guesses at once. Wrong both times.

Gollum:
[groans; defeated] Ooooooohhh...

Gollum:
[as he groans; Gollum flops on his side. He lies in a fetal position as he sobs softly]