The Breakfast Club1985

Claire Standish:
What's your name?

John Bender:
What's yours?

Claire Standish:
Claire.

John Bender:
Ka-Laire?

Claire Standish:
Claire. It's a family name!

John Bender:
No. It's a fat girl's name!

Claire Standish:
Well, thank you.

John Bender:
You're welcome.

Claire Standish:
I'm not fat!

John Bender:
Well not at present but I could see you really pushing maximum density! You see, I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and then there's fat people that were once thin but they became fat, so when you look at them you can sort of see that thin person inside! You see, you're gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then, uh... [Claire gives him the finger] Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl!

Claire Standish:
I'm not that pristine!

John Bender:
Are you a virgin? I'll bet you a million dollars that you are! Let's end the suspense! Is it gonna be... a white weddin?

Claire Standish:
Why don't you just shut up ?

John Bender:
Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth? Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off... hoping to God your parents don't walk in?

Claire Standish:
Do you want me to puke in your mouth?

John Bender:
Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvin's in a ball on the front seat past eleven on a school night?

Andrew Clark:
Leave her alone!