The Infidel2010

Lenny Goldberg:
I know. Word association.

Mahmud Nasir:
Dah, what are you talking about?

Lenny Goldberg:
Come on, a word association.

Mahmud Nasir:
What for?

Lenny Goldberg:
Car?

Mahmud Nasir:
Volvo.

Lenny Goldberg:
Right on. Happy?

Mahmud Nasir:
Ish.

Lenny Goldberg:
Two outta three. Crystal?

Mahmud Nasir:
Nakht.

Lenny Goldberg:
Hm, even I would have said "palace". Still, I don't believe...

Mahmud Nasir:
No, wait, listen, listen... no listen to me. I real name, or rather my birth name... [Does inverted commas]

Lenny Goldberg:
Please don't do that.

Mahmud Nasir:
...is Solly Shimshillewitz.

Lenny Goldberg:
Solly Shimshillewitz?

Mahmud Nasir:
Now do you believe me?

Lenny Goldberg:
Why didn't they just call you "Jewe-jew-jew-jew-jew" and be done with it?

Mahmud Nasir:
[Irritated] It was nice talking to you. [Walks off]

Lenny Goldberg:
That's almost as Jewy a name as "Izzy Shimshillewitz".

Mahmud Nasir:
What was that?

Lenny Goldberg:
Izzy Shimshillewitz. Used to live around here years ago.

Mahmud Nasir:
There's an Izzy Shimshillewitz? Where is he? Is he still alive? Where is he?

Lenny Goldberg:
F*** knows.