The Internship2013

[Billy and Nick are at their employer's office after the company goes out of business]

Billy McMahon:
[angry] What the f***, Sammy!

Nick and Billy's Boss:
What the f*** me? What the f*** you! Who told you could barge into my office without an appointment?

Nick Campbell:
You closed the company? And then you sent us out on a sale that we really needed and have Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?

Nick and Billy's Boss:
Bob Williams' got a big f***in' mouth.

Nick Campbell:
Yeah, he does.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
Look, you weren't gonna get the sale anyway. Nobody wears a watch anymore. They just check their goddamn phones.

Nick Campbell:
Disagree. Cite your sources.

Billy McMahon:
The kids, maybe, but there's... there's a broader market.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
Lorraine, what time is it?

Lorraine:
[checks the time on her cellphone] 10:26.

Billy McMahon:
One hip, pioneering secretary does not a cultural trend make.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
She 75 years old. Watches are obsolete and so are the two of you.

Nick Campbell:
Obsolete? What does that even mean?

Nick and Billy's Boss:
It means everything's computerized now! It's cheaper for a machine to tell these companies what to order than an manufacturer's rep. They don't need us anymore.

Nick Campbell:
No, people have a deep, mistrust of machines. Have you seen Terminator?

Billy McMahon:
Yep.

Nick Campbell:
Or "2"?

Billy McMahon:
Mmm-hmm

Nick Campbell:
Or "3" or "4"?

Billy McMahon:
All of them.

Nick Campbell:
People wanna deal with people, not terminators.

Nick and Billy's Boss:
People hate people. Times have changed.

Nick Campbell:
That's so negative.