The Invention of Lying

The Invention of Lying2009

Stars: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jonah Hill, Louis C.K.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 100 minutes

The Invention of Lying is a 2009 American fantasy romantic comedy film written and directed by Ricky Gervais and Matthew Robinson (in their directorial debuts). The film stars Gervais as the first human with the ability to lie in a world where peopl… more »



Richard Bellison:
[surprised by the homeowner during a burglary] What are you doing here? It's Monday at noon. You're not supposed to be home now!

Man at the Door:
If you must know, I'm incredibly stressed at work, I've come home early, I'm having a bit of me-time. More importantly, what are you doing?

Richard Bellison:
Well, I was gonna rob your house.

Man at the Door:
I don't like that idea. Not a fan of that at all.

Richard Bellison:
I'm not gonna do it now, because you're in.

Man at the Door:
Do you know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna call the police, you're gonna be arrested.

Richard Bellison:
Well, I'm just gonna leave, and you don't know my name.

Man at the Door:
What is your name?

Richard Bellison:
Richard Bellison.

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