The Italian Job2003

[Lyle arrives on his motorcycle. He has trouble on the bike, though]

Charlie Croker:
That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.

[We see a flashback of Fanning stealing a Floppy disk from a napping Lyle]

Charlie Croker:
I think it's his first time riding that bike, though.

Lyle:
Hey.

[Lyle falls over]

Charlie Croker:
You okay?

Lyle:
Yeah.

[a car drives up behind him]

Charlie Croker:
That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl.

[Cuts to the exterior of a toilet stall. Suddenly the door bursts open from an explosion. The toilet is spraying a fountain of water up]

Kid On Left:
Damn, that was cool. How did you do that?

Young Left Ear:
What?

Kid On Right:
How did you do that?

Young Left Ear:
WHAT?

Kid On Right:
I said, "how did you do that?"

Young Left Ear:
What?

[Flashback to present]

Charlie Croker:
Lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since.

[a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella]

Charlie Croker:
Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase.

[Cuts to Rob being chased down the freeway by a massive armada of police cars]

Charlie Croker:
You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?

[We see two women hanging a banner on a bridge saying "We heart you, Rob."]