The Italian Job

The Italian Job2003

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Donald Sutherland, Jason Statham
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 111 minutes

The Italian Job is a 1969 British comedy caper film, written by Troy Kennedy Martin, produced by Michael Deeley and directed by Peter Collinson. Subsequent television showings and releases on video have made it well known in the United Kingdom. Its … more »



Lyle:
[Handsome Rob approaches Becky, the cable technician, in the parking garage. Lyle watches, amazed] Are you kidding me? How does he do that? How do you do that? What are you saying?

[Lyle narrates the conversation with alternating Handsome Rob and ditzy female voices]

Lyle:
[speaking as Handsome Rob] Hey, how are you?

Lyle:
[speaking as Becky] Oh, I'm good!

Lyle:
[as Handsome Rob] Nice to meet you. I'm Handsome Rob. And you are?

Lyle:
[as Becky] Oh, my name's Becky, but it's written on my shirt!

Lyle:
[as Handsome Rob] Listen, I'm gonna need your shirt, and your truck.

Lyle:
[as Becky] Perfect! I'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?

Lyle:
[as Handsome Rob] If it's on the menu.

Lyle:
[as Becky] Oh, you're so witty! Why don't you take advantage of me?

Lyle:
[as Handsome Rob] Yeah, you're not too bright, are you?

Lyle:
[as Becky] No.

Lyle:
[as Handsome Rob] Perfect!

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