The Jerk Theory

     

The Jerk Theory2009

Stars: Josh Henderson, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Lauren Storm, Derek Lee Nixon
Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 93 minutes



Adam Dynes:
[in the confessional] Father, do you ever wonder what it would be like to have a normal life?

Father Bailey:
If by "normal life" you mean finding my soulmate, falling in love, and she's kind and nurturing and she loves me just as much as I love her, in spite of my flaws, and we get married and have children, and... and I coach my son's baseball team and one day walk my daughter down the aisle - they have kids and so we're grandparents - and then we retire early and I buy one of those huge RV's, like at least a sixty-footer, with satellite TV, and we travel around the whole country together... no, I... I've never thought of that. Besides, I have you kids to take care of. So, what's up?

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