The Krays1990

[the Kray twins have been called up for National Service in the Army]

Drill Sergeant:
You are not people any more. You are not human beings. You are part of a machine. You do not wear what you want to, think what you want to - you wear what we tell you, think what we tell you, eat when we tell you, sleep, sh*t and f*** when we tell you!

[a soldier giggles]

Drill Sergeant:
Someone stick a feather up your arse, lad?

Soldier:
Sarge?

Drill Sergeant:
You're grinning like a bloody Cheshire cat!

[Ronnie and Reggie start walking away]

Drill Sergeant:
And where do you little darlings think you're off to?

Reggie Kray:
Home, for a cup of tea with our mum.

Drill Sergeant:
Get your nasty little arses back in here!

Reggie Kray:
Look, you've got nothing to say and you're saying it too loudly. So...

Ronald Kray:
...Bollocks!

[the other soldiers laugh]

Drill Sergeant:
QUIET!

[the Sergeant tries to restrain Ronnie and Reggie, so, in perfect synchrony, they both floor him with a punch]