A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story1983

Stars: Peter Billingsley, Melinda Dillon, Darren McGavin, Ian Petrella, Scott Schwartz
Genre: Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 94 minutes

A Christmas Story is a 1983 film, set in the 1940s, about a boy who has to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. more »



Ralphie:
Oooh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult:
[narrating] Only I didn't say "fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the Queen-Mother Of Dirty Words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Mr. Parker:
[stunned] WHAT did you say?

Ralphie:
Uh, um...

Mr. Parker:
That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

Ralphie as Adult:
[narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? The human sacrifice? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.

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  • Christopher Smith
    Christopher Smith
    It just SLAYED me how Ralphie's mom reacted to that! She screamed!
    LikeReply4 years ago

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