The Meaning of Life1983

Mrs. Hendy:
Do all philosophers have an S in them?

Mr. Hendy:
Yeah I think most of them do.

Mrs. Hendy:
Oh... Does that mean Selina Jones is a philosopher?

Mr. Hendy:
Yeah... Right, she could be... she sings about the Meaning of Life.

Mrs. Hendy:
Yeah, that's right, but I don't think she writes her own material.

Mr. Hendy:
No. Maybe Schopenhauer writes her material?

Mrs. Hendy:
No... Burt Bacharach writes it.

Mr. Hendy:
There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach...

Mrs. Hendy:
...Or in Hal David...

Mr. Hendy:
Who's Hal David?

Mrs. Hendy:
He writes the lyrics, Burt just writes the tunes... only now he's married to Carole Bayer Sager...

Mr. Hendy:
Oh... Waiter... this conversation isn't very good.

Waiter:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir... We *do* have one today that's not on the menu. It's a sort of... er... speciality of the house: Live Organ Transplants.