Voters of : Mrs. Hendy: Do all philosophers have an S in them?Mr. Hendy: Yeah I think most of them do.Mrs. Hendy: Oh... Does that mean Selina Jones is a philosopher?Mr. Hendy: Yeah... Right, she could be... she sings about the Meaning of Life.Mrs. Hendy: Yeah, that's right, but I don't think she writes her own material.Mr. Hendy: No. Maybe Schopenhauer writes her material?Mrs. Hendy: No... Burt Bacharach writes it.Mr. Hendy: There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach...Mrs. Hendy: ...Or in Hal David...Mr. Hendy: Who's Hal David?Mrs. Hendy: He writes the lyrics, Burt just writes the tunes... only now he's married to Carole Bayer Sager...Mr. Hendy: Oh... Waiter... this conversation isn't very good.Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry, sir... We *do* have one today that's not on the menu. It's a sort of... er... speciality of the house: Live Organ Transplants.