The Meaning of Life1983

Ainsworth:
During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of... off.

Dr. Livingstone:
Ah, been in the wars, have we?

Perkins:
Yes.

Dr. Livingstone:
Ah, any headache? Bowels all right? Hm. Well, let's have a look at this "one leg" of yours, then, eh? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes...

[Pokes the stump with his pipe]

Dr. Livingstone:
Yes yes. Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.

Perkins:
Oh, good.

Dr. Livingstone:
Yes, there's a lot of it around, probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg.