The Mikado1992

Yum-Yum:
Darling, I love you with all my heart, I don't suppose I shall ever love anyone else half as much, but when I agreed to marry you, my own, I had no idea, pet, that I should have to buried alive in a month.

Nanki-Poo:
Nor I, it's the first I've heard of it.

Yum-Yum:
It makes a difference, don't it.

Nanki-Poo:
It does make a difference.

Yum-Yum:
You see, burial alive. It's such a stuffy death.

Nanki-Poo:
I call it a beastly death.

Yum-Yum:
You see my difficulty, don't you.

Nanki-Poo:
Yes, and I see my own. If I insist on you carrying out your promise, I doom you to a hideous death but if I release you, you marry Ko-Ko at once.