The More the Merrier1943

Hotel Clerk:
[looks over Dingle's reservation] Senator Noonan engaged a suite beginning the 24th. Why, this is only the 22nd. You're two days early.

Benjamin Dingle:
Anything wrong with being two days early?

Hotel Clerk:
Why, no, sir.

Benjamin Dingle:
Everybody ought to be two days early. When this nation gets two days early we'll be getting somewhere.

Hotel Clerk:
Yes, sir. But unfortunately this suite won't be vacated until day-after-tomorrow.

Benjamin Dingle:
Can you connect me with Senator Noonan?

Hotel Clerk:
The Senator's out of town.

Benjamin Dingle:
Oh. When will he be back?

Hotel Clerk:
Well, he was due back, uh, day-before-yesterday, but he's, he's, uh...

Benjamin Dingle:
Two days late.

Hotel Clerk:
Yes, sir.

Benjamin Dingle:
Well when Senator Noonan gets back late, tell him I was here early.

Hotel Clerk:
Yes, sir.