The More the Merrier1943

Diner Counterman:
Here's your fifty-cent blue plate.

Connie Milligan:
[Looking at the food, starts crying]

Joe Carter:
What kind of fish is this?

Diner Counterman:
Catfish.

Connie Milligan:
[Crying]

Diner Counterman:
Here's your nice boiled rice.

Joe Carter:
What's the matter, honey?

Connie Milligan:
[Crying] I never thought when they threw rice at me it would be boiled.

Joe Carter:
Look, we better hurry up and eat our lunch and get out of here. Let's go.

Diner Counterman:
Is there something wrong, mister?

Joe Carter:
No, everything's just dandy.

Diner Counterman:
Well then why is the young lady crying?

Joe Carter:
Because she's so happy.

Diner Counterman:
[Smiles] Oh, for goodness sake. Newlyweds.

Joe Carter:
What's wrong with newlyweds?