The Naughty Nineties1945

Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, don't change the players around.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not changing nobody.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Now, take it easy.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
What's the guy's name on first base?

Dexter Broadhurst:
What's the guy's name on second base.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know.

Dexter Broadhurst:
He's on third. We're not talking about him.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
How did I get on third base?

Dexter Broadhurst:
You mentioned his name.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

Dexter Broadhurst:
No, who's playing first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Stay offa first, will ya?

Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, what do you want me to do?

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Now what's the guy's name on third base?

Dexter Broadhurst:
What's on second.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking ya who's on second.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know.

Dexter Broadhurst:
He's on third.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
There I go, back on third again.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, I can't change their names.

Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst.

Dexter Broadhurst:
Please. Now what is it you want to know?