Clerks1994

Veronica:
[after talking to William] That was Snowball.

Dante:
Why do you call him that?

Veronica:
Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.

Dante:
What do you mean?

Veronica:
After he gets a blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.

Dante:
He requests this?

Veronica:
He gets off on it.

Dante:
Sylvan can be talked into anything.

Veronica:
Why do you say that?

Dante:
Like you said, she snowballed him.

Veronica:
Sylvan? No, I snowballed him.

Dante:
Yeah, right.

Veronica:
I'm serious.

Dante:
You sucked that guy's dick!?

Veronica:
Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...

Dante:
Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.

Veronica:
Because I never had sex with him.

Dante:
You sucked his dick!

Veronica:
We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.

Dante:
Oh, my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Veronica:
Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Dante:
Oh, my God, I feel so nauseous.

Veronica:
Sorry, Dante, I thought you understood.

Dante:
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Veronica:
Please calm down.

Dante:
How many?

Veronica:
Dante!

Dante:
How many d*cks have you sucked?

Veronica:
Let it go!

Dante:
How many?

Veronica:
All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f***ed!

Dante:
This is different! This is important! How many? [A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math] Well?

Veronica:
Um... something like thirty-six.

Dante:
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX!?

Veronica:
Lower your voice.

Dante:
Wait, what is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?

Veronica:
Um... thirty-seven.

Dante:
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN!?

Veronica:
I'm going to class.

Dante:
Oh, my God. [customer walks up to pay] Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven d*cks!

Customer:
In a row?