The New Guy

     

The New Guy2002

Stars: DJ Qualls, Eliza Dushku, Zooey Deschanel, Jerod Mixon
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 88 minutes

The New Guy is a 2002 American teen comedy film directed by Ed Decter. The film tells the story of high school loser Dizzy Gillespie Harrison. Dizzy is an unpopular, high school band geek going through a hellish senior year. In an attempt to make a … more »


Dizzy:
[stealing the mic from the Gospel preacher] Ladies and gentleman! Brothers and sisters! I'd like to talk to you all about sex! The devil's middle name, sex! You know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? Being me. Can I get an amen?

Nora:
Amen!

Dizzy:
You wanna talk about some pain? Lemme hear ya! You wanna talk about pain?

Gospel Singer:
That boy's got the spirit.

Reverend:
He's an idiot.

Dizzy:
If ever a member of the opposite sex ever told you you are not her type...

Crowd:
AMEN!

Dizzy:
Let me hear you shout amen-ah! If you ever had duct tape-ah ripped off-ah your naked buttocks-ah...

Crowd:
AMEN!

Dizzy:
Let me hear you shout amen. If you ever had your manhood right-angled in front of the entire congregation, now let me hear you shout amen!

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