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[while driving to Julie's wake]
Dante:
Thanks for putting me in such a tough spot. You're a good friend.
Randal:
She was pretty young, huh?
Dante:
Twenty-two. Just like us.
Randal:
An embolism in a pool.
Dante:
What an embarrassing way to die.
Randal:
That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante:
How'd he die?
Randal:
He broke his neck.
Dante:
That's embarrassing?
Randal:
He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
Dante:
Shut the hell up.
Randal:
I swear.
Dante:
Stop it.
Randal:
Bible truth.
Dante:
Oh, my God.
Randal:
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
Dante:
No!
Randal:
Yeah, right. You're so repressed.
Dante:
Because I never tried to suck my own dick?
Randal:
No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a f***ing pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
Dante:
Who found him?
Randal:
My cousin? My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. My aunt freaked out.
Dante:
Man, he had his dick in his mouth?
Randal:
Yeah. Balls resting on his lips.
Dante:
Wow! He really made it.
Randal:
Yeah, but at what a price?
Dante:
I could never reach.
Randal:
Reach what?
Dante:
You know.
Randal:
What, your dick?
Dante:
Yeah, like you said. I guess everyone gets curious and tries it sometime.
Randal:
I never tried it. F***ing pervert.
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