The Night Before Easter2014

Kyle:
This whole thing tonight feels a little weird, y'know? I was trying to tell Kelly earlier about it, but, y'know, she was in her own little world.

Dante:
[to Riley] What's he yammering about?

Kyle:
[to Dante] You did see the news earlier, right?

Riley:
[to Kyle] Dude...

Kyle:
What? I know!

Dante:
What? I don't watch the news.

Riley:
Alex Sykes. The, uh, Easter Bunny guy.

Dante:
Aw, bullshit. That never happened.

Riley:
No, it happened. It was on a night... Just like tonight.

Dante:
Put a sock in it.

Kyle:
You do know what he did, don't you?

Riley:
Yeah, yeah, he escaped this morning. He's like a Houdini of serial killers.

Dante:
Now he's watching and waiting, yeah, yeah. What are the odds he'll show up here, anyway?

Kyle:
Dude, it was all over the news!

Dante:
If you two are afraid that some sad sack in a bunny costume is gonna come here and kill us all, why'd you even come?

Riley:
Free drinks?