Clerks II2006

'[Dante and Randal are arguing about a wheelchair-bound customer]

Dante Hicks:
This guy found a way to reach out to a world he feels isolated from, and you found a way to take issue with it.

Randal Graves:
Oh, sure, take his side.

Dante Hicks:
Have you become so embittered that you feel the need to attack the handicapped?

Randal Graves:
What "handicapped"? He's just in a wheelchair - it's not like he's Anne Frank or something.

Dante Hicks:
[confused] Anne Frank?

Randal Graves:
Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick who was all [idiot voice] "duhhh!" until the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.

Dante Hicks:
You're talking about Helen Keller.

Randal Graves:
No, I'm not. I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb and blind.

Dante Hicks:
No, she wasn't - Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind.

Randal Graves:
Are you sure?

Dante Hicks:
Yep.

Randal Graves:
Then who the f*** is Anne Frank?

Dante Hicks:
Anne Frank was the little Jewish girl who hid from the Nazis in a little room with her family. She wrote a diary.

Randal Graves:
Oh, yeah. Well then, I guess this guy is like Anne Frank, what with the diary and all.

Dante Hicks:
[exasperated] No, he's like Helen Keller, with the handicap!

Randal Graves:
You alway gotta be right, don't you, you Nazi douchebag?