The Odd Couple1968

Murray:
I'm telling you, I'm worried. I know Felix. He's going to try something crazy.

Vinnie:
You mean you just threw him out?

Oscar Madison:
That's right, I threw him out. It was my decision. All right, I admit it. Let it be on my head.

Vinnie:
Let what be on your head?

Oscar Madison:
How should I know? Felix put it there. Ask him.

Speed:
He's out there somewhere.

Oscar Madison:
Listen, he was driving us all crazy with his napkins and his ashtrays and his bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches. All of you said so.

Roy:
We didn't say kick him out, Oscar.

Oscar Madison:
Well, who do you think I did it for? I did it for us!

Roy:
Us?

Oscar Madison:
Yes, that's right. Do you know what he was planning for next Friday night's poker game as a change of pace? Do you have any idea?

Vinnie:
What?

Oscar Madison:
A luau! A Hawaiian luau! Roast pork, fried rice, spareribs - they don't play poker like that in Honolulu!