The Odd Job1978

Fiona Harris:
I'm leaving you.

Arthur Harris:
When are you coming back?

Fiona Harris:
I'm not. I'm going for good.

Arthur Harris:
What? What for?

Fiona Harris:
We're just not getting on.

Arthur Harris:
Not getting on? We happen to be very happily married.

Fiona Harris:
We're not.

Arthur Harris:
I am.

Fiona Harris:
I'm not!

Arthur Harris:
Oh, I see, it's not a question of we're not happily married, it's you! Why not?

Fiona Harris:
We always seem to be arguing.

Arthur Harris:
Rubbish.

Fiona Harris:
We're arguing now.

Arthur Harris:
No, we're not. We're discussing.

Fiona Harris:
We're arguing!

Arthur Harris:
I won't let you get me into an argument by insisting we're arguing.