The Parent Trap1961

Mitch Evers:
Ah Maggie, you're so beautiful.

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
[to brush it off] Ah...

Mitch Evers:
No I mean it! I know I don't say things like you want to hear, but I've been thinking a lot about you, and us, and the way things used to be... this might sound funny to you but you know what I've missed most of all?

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
Mitch?

Mitch Evers:
What?

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
You've got stew all over you.

Mitch Evers:
I don't care.

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
Go and wash it off. [pause] What do you miss?

Mitch Evers:
Well, I don't care if it does sound silly; I miss those wet stockings you used to have hanging around the bathroom, and I miss my razor being dull because you used it to shave your legs with. And I miss the hairpins mixed up with the fish hooks in my tackle box... it's no fun having a clothes closet all to myself. And it's no fun swearing because you're not around to make believe you're shocked by it. Well, nothing's any good without you Maggie, I miss a lot of things... I guess I just miss you!

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
Why did you take so long to tell me?

Mitch Evers:
I don't know... Well because, cause I guess I was hoping that you'd come back sometime. Maggie, I've been the prize chump of the world. We've both been. We're going to grow into a couple of old lonely people if we don't do something about it.

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
I know.

Mitch Evers:
You don't want that, do you?

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
No Mitch. [they kiss] Oh Mitch, it's been so long... so very long.

Mitch Evers:
Don't cry. Listen, you can slug me in the eye anytime you want.

Margaret 'Maggie' McKendrick:
Ok!