The Pee Wee Herman Show1981

[Miss Yvonne notices Pee Wee looking depressed and he explains why]

Pee Wee Herman:
Once upon a time, there was this boy, and he knew this beautiful woman. It's not you, though. Well, the beautiful woman tells this boy that she has this secret wish, and her wish is that she wants this guy to really like her. So, anyway, the boy makes this huge, personal sacrifice and he gives his wish away.

Miss Yvonne:
To the beautiful woman?

Pee Wee Herman:
That's right.

[He leaps up from his seat, clearly agitated]

Pee Wee Herman:
It's not like the boy expects like he's gonna get anything in return or anything, but... but then he doesn't *get* anything in return; nothing happens! Nothing happens at all! Zip, zero, zilch, they're ain't nothing, no advancements, no nothing! It just doesn't seem fair. It's not like the boy doesn't have a wish of his own. Now I'm never gonna get to...

[He realizes his mistake]

Pee Wee Herman:
I mean, now the *boy* is never gonna get to fly... I gotta go be myself, Miss Yvonne.

[He hurries out the door]

Miss Yvonne:
No, Pee Wee, stay here with me!

Pee Wee Herman:
[crying] No! No!

Miss Yvonne:
Oh, poor Pee Wee. Just call me Miss Bungle.