The Quickie2001

Oleg:
I wanna play a game with you.

Call Girl:
Okay, what kind of game? I don't do kinky.

Oleg:
This isn't at all kinky. You just have to watch. It's called Russian Roulette. [pulls out a handgun] Relax. You want more money?

Call Girl:
Yeah.

Oleg:
[throws more money on the bed] Okay?

Call Girl:
Yeah.

Oleg:
Here's the game: You have to bet that money I gave you on whether I live, [puts one bullet in the gun, spins the cylinder, and closes the cylinder] or I die.

Call Girl:
What do you mean?

Oleg:
I mean, you have to bet when I pull this trigger, [points gun at his head] I'm going to live or I'm going to die.

Call Girl:
I can't do that. I - I don't think I like this game.

Oleg:
It's very Russian. Come on, place your bet. What's it going to be?

Call Girl:
[puts all her money on the bed] Four-thousand says you die, you crazy f***!

Oleg:
[pulls the trigger, but no shot was made] Sorry, [takes money away from her] this just wasn't your lucky night.

Call Girl:
You cheap a**hole. You knew!

Oleg:
[after she leaves the bed room] No, I didn't know.