The Rebound2009

Sadie - age 9:
[not swayed from the topic] So, you like Mom. Are you two gonna date now?

Aram Finklestein:
I don't know.

Sadie - age 9:
You don't really know anything, do ya? I mean, she's kinda your girlfriend.

Frank Jr. - age 7:
Are you gonna be our new dad?

Sadie - age 9:
And, if so, who'll be our nanny?

Frank Jr. - age 7:
Yeah, and what'll we call you?

Aram Finklestein:
Jesus, I'm not being nominated to Supreme Court here, guys. I just had sex with your mother.

Aram Finklestein:
[noticing a distressed mother in the next bowling lane glaring at him while grasping her child protectively] And when I say sex... I mean that I gave her... a nice massage.

Frank Jr. - age 7:
[brightly] With sperm.