The Ref1994

Murray:
Gus?

Gus:
What?

Murray:
When are we gonna open presents?

Gus:
Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? We'll open them when we get there. No, in fact, I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant f***ing canon. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right out of Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes burning IN MY F***ING HOUSE! AGH!

Murray:
Gus?

Gus:
What?

Murray:
What's that smell?

Gus:
Shut up.