The Ref1994

Gus:
Soooo... got any cigarettes?

Lloyd:
I don't smoke and Caroline just quit.

Gus:
Really? Just quit, huh?

Caroline:
[she nods her head yes]

Gus:
So... where are they?

Caroline:
What do you mean?

Gus:
Where aaare they, Caroliiiiine?

Caroline:
[sighs] They're behind the chessboard.

Lloyd:
What? You lied to me! You said you were finished!

Caroline:
I said I hadn't finished a cigarette. I take a couple drags, I don't inhale.

Lloyd:
Oh you are such a liar!

Caroline:
I am not, I said...

Gus:
[Gus is sick of the argument and pushes both of them over in thier chairs] Did you say that you would quit, Caroline? DID YOU SAY... that you would quit?

Caroline:
[shaking her head yes]

Gus:
YES! So that means that YOU are a liar, end of story.

Lloyd:
[chuckles thinking he's won, but Gus looks over and comes towards him]

Gus:
[putting the gun to his head] You saw the stop sign didn't you, Lloyd?

[waving the gun back and forth]

Gus:
You... saw the... stop sign... DIDN'T YOU?

Lloyd:
Y-yes, I did.

Gus:
YES! So that means that you, too, are a liar! Capital "L", small "i", small "a", small "r", period. Now shut... the f***... up!