The School of Rock2003

Dewey Finn:
[Assigning positions to the band members] Lead guitar... Zack Attack. On bass... Posh Spice. On keyboards, Mr. Cool. And on drums, Spazzy McGee. OK, Blondie, Brace Face, you're singing backup. All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. You're on security detail.

Billy:
Can I be the band stylist instead?

Dewey Finn:
Of course you can, Fancy Pants. OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment... And you three... [looking at the three tiny girls] groupies... As for me, I will be singing lead vocal and shredding guitar.