The Second Civil War1997

The President:
[after deciding on a deadline that won't interfere with "All My Children"] It was almost half a century ago that another president , Dwight D. Eisenhower, found it necessary to use US troops to enforce the constitutional rights of the US government... If necessary I will do the same. I am therefore declaring a deadline of 67 and a half hours from now...

Alan Manieski:
[In news room] 67 and a... WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?

The President:
...by which time the state of Idaho must comply with the constitutional prerogatives of these United States of America as they were delineated by our founding fathers.

Governor of Idaho:
[At Idaho Capitol Building] What an a**hole.